I was at church this morning and we announced a few new members. Pastor introduced them one by one with footnotes about how they contributed to the church. Then I was wonder, what if someone really didn't do much of anything and then join the church as a member. What will the pastor say?
"Daniel Kwan is ...errr ... he's a fine decent person and ... he doesn't act out what he thinks so it's good ... he didn't kill any people ... so far .... when he's not doing horrible deeds he's a pretty good person."
That would be awesome.
"Let's welcome and put our hands together for Mr. Daniel Kwan, who has contributed little to our church, but has been a fairly good guy doing no harm to the society because he's not that powerful. He once played some drum at our church but the congregation didn't seem to like it. That's why this loser flew back to HK trying to get accepted. But then the HK congregation didn't quite like him as well, so he then returned back to Houston, where he gets as much respect as he could. So let's be gracious to this poor guy!"
ReplyDeleteDude, thanks for giving me this chance to let out some shit i encountered today.