Introducing .... errr ....

I was at church this morning and we announced a few new members. Pastor introduced them one by one with footnotes about how they contributed to the church. Then I was wonder, what if someone really didn't do much of anything and then join the church as a member. What will the pastor say?

"Daniel Kwan is ...errr ... he's a fine decent person and ... he doesn't act out what he thinks so it's good ... he didn't kill any people ... so far .... when he's not doing horrible deeds he's a pretty good person."

That would be awesome.